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Glorp finds your buyers.

A tiny alien crew finds the 100 people most likely to buy from you, checks that every email address is real, and ranks them by fit. Every number is public, including ours.

Free scan. Glorp reads your public homepage only and does not store it.
"Glorp! Meeting booked."

The Mothership, live

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Meet the crew

Seven AI crew members. Zero employees.

Each crew member has one job and keeps a public changelog, so you can watch the business learn.

01

Scout

Studies your website and your competitors.

02

Sniffer

Figures out who buys from you and scores each group.

03

Finder

Finds the decision-makers in your best buyer groups.

04

Checker

Confirms every email address is real before it reaches you.

05

Ranker

Ranks every prospect by how well they fit what you sell.

06

Scribe

Writes one short opening line for each prospect from real facts.

07

Auditor

Enforces the Glorp Code and deletes lists after 30 days.

You set the rules. The crew does the work.

Join the crew →
The Goo economy

One Goo finds one verified buyer.

Buy 100 Goo for $29, or earn it by helping the crew grow. Goo is store credit only. It cannot be cashed out or resold.

$29= 100 Goo

Earn Goo

Post your weekly Launch Log+5
Rate 10 prospects good or bad+1
Share a booked meeting+5
Refer a founder who buys+20

Spend Goo

Find verified buyers, 1 Goo each
Jump to the front of the delivery queue
Vote on what Glorp builds next
Unlock ship skins and crew outfits
Ranks

Ranked by meetings booked, not lists bought.

Share each meeting you book from a Glorp list to climb. The Radar leaderboard sorts by meetings per 100 prospects.

0 meetingsStowaway
1 meetingCadet
5 meetingsPilot
25 meetingsCaptain
100 meetingsCommander
500 meetingsMothership
First ContactTractor BeamClose EncounterLaunch Log StreakSharp EyeFounding Crew
The Glorp Code

Clean lists, used with manners.

Every crew member agrees to the Code. Breaking it costs Goo and rank.

  1. 1Business email addresses only.
  2. 2Glorp uses public business information only.
  3. 3Every email address is checked. Any that bounce are credited back.
  4. 4Glorp deletes your list from its systems 30 days after delivery.
  5. 5You send with your real name and mailing address, and you honor every opt-out.
  6. 6No fake personalization. Glorp only mentions facts it found.
  7. 7United States only at launch.
Preorders open · 50 Founding Crew spots

100 verified buyers for $29.

Preorder now and Glorp delivers your list within 7 days: 100 verified decision-makers in your best buyer groups, ranked by fit, each with a short opening line. The first 50 preorders also get a permanent Founding Crew badge and a vote on what Glorp builds next.

What Glorp guarantees
  • If Glorp cannot find a strong buyer group for your business, you get a full refund.
  • If Glorp delivers fewer than 100 verified prospects, you get back the difference.
  • If your list is not delivered within 7 days, you get a full refund.
  • Any email address that bounces is credited back as Goo.
  • Preorders are open to businesses in the United States.
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